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oh-calamityyy:

can we talk about this

He’s even got buns!! OMG! XDDD

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terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

terrortier:

martian—freeman:

bowtiesandwandsanddeerstalkers:

till-the-end-of-the-bucky:

hinekurapounamu-x:

unfollovving:

weirdteenblogger:

WHAT THE HELL MUM

I’d be happy with a mom like that

I’d be fucking happy if I even lived in a country that allowed me to get accidentally lost in Paris. Fucking New Zealand, surrounded by sea. 

Fucking america. You drive six hours and you’re in the same god damn state.

Guys the Eurostar is literally a train that goes UNDERWATER from the UK to France

That is horrifying, Europeans are hardcore

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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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aneternalscoutandabrownie:

bellecs:

This is literally a Tumblr classroom.

Bonus!

And:

I miss the days when this movie used get played every single afternoon on, like… Lifetime or Oxygen or We, one of the channels “for women”. I used to watch it between my classes in college XD

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memeterprise:

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glitterweave:

best-of-memes:

10 Pics That Will Scare the Crap Out of You
http://firstmemes.net/10-pics-that-will-scare-the-crap-out-of-you

I just shit myself

This is really similar to one of the stories in a group of “two sentence horror stories” that made the rounds a while back…

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”

glitterweave:

best-of-memes:

10 Pics That Will Scare the Crap Out of You

http://firstmemes.net/10-pics-that-will-scare-the-crap-out-of-you

I just shit myself

This is really similar to one of the stories in a group of “two sentence horror stories” that made the rounds a while back…

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy, check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy, there’s somebody on my bed.”

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